You: Jake SimondsMe: Wanting to see you other curly hair
You: Jake SimondsMe: Wanting a bite of your latkes
You: Jake SimondsMe: Wanting to get into your backdoor
You: Jack SimondsMe: Wanting you to be my Maine man
You: Jake SimondsMe: I'll Allen your Woody
You: Jake SimondsMe: Wanting to get serious with your club
You: Jake SimondsMe: Thinking someone has a thing for you.
You: Jake SimondsMe: LET ME LOVE YOU.
You: Jake SimondsMe: Please, part my red sea.
You: Jake SimondsMe: Wanting to be your shiksa
You: Jake SimondsMe: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid my eyes on you.Just kidding... I am hopelessly devoted to you.
You: every male at Lewis & ClarkMe: Wishing you were all Jake Simonds
You: feeling hungry? Me: let's bon... in my bed.
You: tripped on the way to classMe: pretended not to notice
You: Hawaiian studMe: Wanting your pineapple... in my pants.
You: You Caught My Eye.Me: Wondering how the Lewis & Clark Missed Connections page will affect your business.
You: Thinking someone has a thing for Jake Simonds. Me: Bitch better back the fuck off.
You: Arty boy with the party hat.Me: Wanna see what else you can do with your paintbrush.
You: Chiseled blondie with a swanky wink.Me: Waiting for you to mold my body like clay.
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to see you other curly hair
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting a bite of your latkes
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to get into your backdoor
You: Jack Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting you to be my Maine man
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: I'll Allen your Woody
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to get serious with your club
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Thinking someone has a thing for you.
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: LET ME LOVE YOU.
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Please, part my red sea.
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to be your shiksa
You: Jake Simonds
ReplyDeleteMe: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid my eyes on you.
Just kidding... I am hopelessly devoted to you.
You: every male at Lewis & Clark
ReplyDeleteMe: Wishing you were all Jake Simonds
You: feeling hungry?
ReplyDeleteMe: let's bon... in my bed.
You: tripped on the way to class
ReplyDeleteMe: pretended not to notice
You: Hawaiian stud
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting your pineapple... in my pants.
You: You Caught My Eye.
ReplyDeleteMe: Wondering how the Lewis & Clark Missed Connections page will affect your business.
You: Thinking someone has a thing for Jake Simonds.
ReplyDeleteMe: Bitch better back the fuck off.
You: Arty boy with the party hat.
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanna see what else you can do with your paintbrush.
You: Chiseled blondie with a swanky wink.
ReplyDeleteMe: Waiting for you to mold my body like clay.