Friday, February 8, 2013

For the 2/15 issue

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19 comments:

  1. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Wanting to see you other curly hair

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  2. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Wanting a bite of your latkes

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  3. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Wanting to get into your backdoor

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  4. You: Jack Simonds
    Me: Wanting you to be my Maine man

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  5. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: I'll Allen your Woody

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  6. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Wanting to get serious with your club

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  7. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Thinking someone has a thing for you.

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  8. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: LET ME LOVE YOU.

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  9. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Please, part my red sea.

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  10. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: Wanting to be your shiksa

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  11. You: Jake Simonds
    Me: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid my eyes on you.

    Just kidding... I am hopelessly devoted to you.

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  12. You: every male at Lewis & Clark
    Me: Wishing you were all Jake Simonds

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  13. You: feeling hungry?

    Me: let's bon... in my bed.

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  14. You: tripped on the way to class
    Me: pretended not to notice

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  15. You: Hawaiian stud
    Me: Wanting your pineapple... in my pants.

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  16. You: You Caught My Eye.
    Me: Wondering how the Lewis & Clark Missed Connections page will affect your business.

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  17. You: Thinking someone has a thing for Jake Simonds.
    Me: Bitch better back the fuck off.

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  18. You: Arty boy with the party hat.
    Me: Wanna see what else you can do with your paintbrush.

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  19. You: Chiseled blondie with a swanky wink.
    Me: Waiting for you to mold my body like clay.

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