You: Tall, Colorado boy with Jeep 4x4Me: Want to explore your uncharted territory
You: Bleach Blonde SophmoreMe: Wondering if the carpets match your pubes.
You: Cali boy who recently hurt your legMe: Willing to give you a sponge bath
You: Sophomore with pedophile mustache.Me: 12 year old girl willing and waiting
You: Blonde senior who lives in Daveys old houseMe: Lonely turtle needing some TLC
You: Sophomore boys with hot tub.Me: Making me steamy.
You: Junior Poet who is fond of tiesMe: You can tie me up
You: Sophomore whos name rhymes with sexMe: Happy to oblige
You: Stoner girlMe: Want to light you up
You: Think I'm funny.Me: Think you're right.
You: Puffing up at the sight of meMe: Want to give your body one more prick
You: hiding condoms everywhere.Me: how did you get one in my sock?
You: avid dart player.Me: you hit my bullseye.
You: Made of CheeseMe: Wanting to land in your crater
You: meat.Me: curious to see how tender you are.
You: Toilet PaperMe: So happy you came into my life
You: batman.Me: looks like you're robin the cradle.
You: Chubby comedian with a heart of goldMe: Dinosaur lover who wants your karat(s)
You: hide your face when you laugh.me: it's a shame, you have such a pretty smile.
You: Posting about me on the tumblr.Me: Tumbl'er? I 'ARDLY KNOW HER!
You: Into the works of shakespeare.Me: Would like to get to know you.
You: FlowerMe: Bee
You: :Me: ;
You: talking on the phone in the library.Me: ready to give you a stern talking-to.
You: Are unreasonably attractive.Me: No pants hang out sesh?
You: Want a no pants hang out sesh.Me: Want a no pants dess code.
*dress
You: Made sauerkrautMe: wishing it accompanied your bratwurst
You: JewishMe: Please let me light your Hanukkah candles
You: Have a food blogMe: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
You: Scruffy pole vaulter.Me: Wanting to vault your pole.
You: Two girlsMe: One cup
You: Sexy sax man going to AustraliaMe: Wanting to go down under with you
You: Junior jammin out to 2 ChainzMe: All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
You: Tall, Colorado boy with Jeep 4x4
ReplyDeleteMe: Want to explore your uncharted territory
You: Bleach Blonde Sophmore
ReplyDeleteMe: Wondering if the carpets match your pubes.
You: Cali boy who recently hurt your leg
ReplyDeleteMe: Willing to give you a sponge bath
You: Sophomore with pedophile mustache.
ReplyDeleteMe: 12 year old girl willing and waiting
You: Blonde senior who lives in Daveys old house
ReplyDeleteMe: Lonely turtle needing some TLC
You: Sophomore boys with hot tub.
ReplyDeleteMe: Making me steamy.
You: Junior Poet who is fond of ties
ReplyDeleteMe: You can tie me up
You: Sophomore whos name rhymes with sex
ReplyDeleteMe: Happy to oblige
You: Stoner girl
ReplyDeleteMe: Want to light you up
You: Think I'm funny.
ReplyDeleteMe: Think you're right.
You: Puffing up at the sight of me
ReplyDeleteMe: Want to give your body one more prick
You: hiding condoms everywhere.
ReplyDeleteMe: how did you get one in my sock?
You: avid dart player.
ReplyDeleteMe: you hit my bullseye.
You: Made of Cheese
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to land in your crater
You: meat.
ReplyDeleteMe: curious to see how tender you are.
You: Toilet Paper
ReplyDeleteMe: So happy you came into my life
You: batman.
ReplyDeleteMe: looks like you're robin the cradle.
You: Chubby comedian with a heart of gold
ReplyDeleteMe: Dinosaur lover who wants your karat(s)
You: hide your face when you laugh.
ReplyDeleteme: it's a shame, you have such a pretty smile.
You: Posting about me on the tumblr.
ReplyDeleteMe: Tumbl'er? I 'ARDLY KNOW HER!
You: Into the works of shakespeare.
ReplyDeleteMe: Would like to get to know you.
You: Flower
ReplyDeleteMe: Bee
You: :
ReplyDeleteMe: ;
You: talking on the phone in the library.
ReplyDeleteMe: ready to give you a stern talking-to.
You: Are unreasonably attractive.
ReplyDeleteMe: No pants hang out sesh?
You: Want a no pants hang out sesh.
ReplyDeleteMe: Want a no pants dess code.
*dress
DeleteYou: Made sauerkraut
ReplyDeleteMe: wishing it accompanied your bratwurst
You: Jewish
ReplyDeleteMe: Please let me light your Hanukkah candles
You: Have a food blog
ReplyDeleteMe: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
You: Scruffy pole vaulter.
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to vault your pole.
You: Two girls
ReplyDeleteMe: One cup
You: Sexy sax man going to Australia
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to go down under with you
You: Junior jammin out to 2 Chainz
ReplyDeleteMe: All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe