Wednesday, October 24, 2012

For the 11/2 Issue

Leave it in the comments.

31 comments:

  1. You: Uploading awkward facebook photos.
    Me: Wondering why you're so perfect.

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  2. You: Claimed to have a lot in common with Barack Obama.
    Me: Wishing I had more in common with Monica Lewinsky.

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  3. You: Not here.
    Me: Not happy.

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  4. You:Lone Wolf.
    Me: Want to join your pack.

    You:Spell "Hey" with 3 Y's.
    Me: Wondering what that means.

    You: Stopped holding her hand.
    Me: Want to fill the void.

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  5. You: Asked to borrow my fishnets.
    Me: Glad to accomodate.

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  6. You: Big Booty Basement
    Me: Looking for shelter from the storm.

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  7. You: Like peanut butter.
    Me: Having a great Peanut Butter D*ck Day.
    #Juniper

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  8. You: Cute boy in Spruce.
    Me: Glad you change with your window open.

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  9. You: Spaceman.
    Me: Want to see Uranus.

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  10. You: Don't wipe off the gym equipment.
    Me: Don't care.

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  11. You: Friendly face.
    Me: Want to be friends with your face.

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  12. You: Spruce men done suited up.
    Us: Juniper ladies looking for a treesome.

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  13. You: Wanted me to come to your office hours.
    Me: Stupid.

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  14. You: Scruffy blonde vegan munching on some spinach.
    Me: Want to play in your garden.

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  15. You: Ever tried an empanada?
    Me: Is that a come on?

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  16. You: Sit next to me for every Spanish class.
    Me: Does this mean we're bros?

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  17. You: Don't date computer nerds.
    Me: Challenge accepted.

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  18. You: Sitting in class without shoes on.
    Me: Knowing your feet are f*cking cold. You are LYING.

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  19. me: wearing socks with sandals.
    you: too easily offended

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  20. You: A superstar who used to be here.
    Me: Thinking about you. All day, err day.

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  21. You: Extendable ladder.
    Me: Shouldn't have missed my chance to climb it.

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  22. You: Beautiful Face
    Me: I've got nothing to do today but smile.

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  23. You: Trumpet playing sweater man
    Me: Tangled up in you

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  24. You: The next dictator
    Me: Us**

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  25. You: Wolf in the Fold
    Me: Come to Portland

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  26. You: French
    Me: I'll climb your Eiffel Tower.

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  27. You: Johnny Depp look-a-like
    Me: Wanna get some Chocolat?

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  28. You: Steel fox of a gentleman
    Me: I'll take your class.

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  29. You: Two freshmen girls always together
    Me: Intrigued

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  31. You: Wearing a Kingdom Hearts t-shirt
    Me: Wanting to share a paopu fruit with you

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