Sunday, October 21, 2012

For the 10/26 Issue

You: Wanna get some
Me: Here to help.

Leave it in the comments. And remember, people: poor grammar is a turn off.
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24 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 21, 2012 at 3:52 PM

    You: Slow-moving sloth lover
    Me: I like sloths too

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  2. AnonymousOctober 21, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    You: Funny smelling freshman
    Me: Wanting to squirt you in the face with my Febreeze

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    You: Calm yo tits
    Me: Calm yo dick

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  4. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 10:54 PM

    You: Sitting next to me in class, wearing socks with sandals.
    Me: Offended.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 10:55 PM

    You: Worth my time.
    Me: Wish I had some.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    You: Slutty tube of toothpaste costume.
    Me: Counting the days.

    ReplyDelete
  7. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:07 PM

    You: A bear.
    Me: Think you're un"bear"ably cute.

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:09 PM

    You: Fine looking, foxy lady.
    Me: I appreciate and respect you as a strong and independent woman.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:10 PM

    You: Saucy redhead.
    Me: Spaghetti.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:10 PM

    You: Mo.
    Me: Did you know there's a point in Antarctica with your name?

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  11. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:12 PM

    You: A lover with enough to go around.
    Me: Bring it around my way, k?

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  12. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:14 PM

    You: Tall, dark, and handsome improviser.
    Me: Wondering what else is tall.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    You: The theatre viking.
    Me: Wondering when you'll pillage my shores.

    ReplyDelete
  14. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:18 PM

    You: That cold that's going around.
    Me: Wanting to catch you too.

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  15. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:22 PM

    You: Sensual sophomore seductress.
    Me: Queer as a three dollar bill, sorry.

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  16. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:24 PM

    You: Alice in wonderland fan.
    Me: Wanting to make you smile like the cheshire cat.

    ReplyDelete
  17. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    You: Looking for happy days?
    Me: Eyyyyyy.

    ReplyDelete
  18. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    You: Community Relations boss with fine taste in scooters
    Me: Wishing you'd scoot over here and have relations with me.

    ReplyDelete
  19. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    You: Quiet conch guy.
    Me: Try blowing me at quiet hours instead.

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  20. AnonymousOctober 23, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    You: Will do anything for love.
    Me: Can't touch this.

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  21. AnonymousOctober 24, 2012 at 1:24 AM

    You: Posting You Caught My Eye messages in rapid succession.
    Me: Thinking you should cool it, homie.

    ReplyDelete
  22. AnonymousOctober 24, 2012 at 11:22 PM

    You: Uploading awkward facebook photos.
    Me: Wondering why you're so perfect.

    ReplyDelete
  23. AnonymousOctober 25, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    You: Sex-skyping in the library.
    Me: Never using that study room again.

    ReplyDelete

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