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You: missing your daily LikeALittle fix.
ReplyDeleteMe: suggest you check out Lewis & Clark's page on Collegiate ACB.
oh god no
DeleteYou: Advertise 3rd party bullshit on my page.
ReplyDeleteMe: YOU CAUGHT MY EYE for life.
- JS
You: Freshmen Class
ReplyDeleteMe: Junior who has been meeting many of you in class and out, who thinks you're an excellent addition.
You: A burro, who smelled of lavendar, I met on the margins of a desert road.
ReplyDeleteMe: Wishing I had asked you more questions about life before feeding you all that wiskey.
You: Young man who fed me all that wiskey.
ReplyDeleteMe: Hoping you understood my drunkin antics were a metaphoric anwser to your profound questions. Also, feeling remoseful for vomiting lavendar and wiskey on your slacks.
You: My thoughtful roommate- an adroit wordsmith and outspoken gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteMe: Will no longer tolerate your brinkmanship, and am preparing to shit in your bed.
You: A fiercly intelligent young fox, whose confidence makes me pleasently demure.
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanting to wine and dine you, and feel your fingernails dig into the small of my back.
You: blue-eyed girl makin' eyes at me on the way to class
ReplyDeleteMe: not sure you know who Ida Jenshus is, but I'm ready to fly away with you
You: former White House intern and alumnus
ReplyDeleteMe: wondering why we don't have a portrait of you in a prominent place
You: Slut-shaming "ugly girls" for "dressing trashy". You wanna know what's trashy? You Skyping in the library.
ReplyDeleteYou: Cute football/baseball player in my E&D. Love watching you sleep in class.
ReplyDeleteMe: Awkward girl in the glasses sitting across from the 2 football players...